Political Firecrackers!

PODCAST: Political Dad

EPISODE: 9

Title:  Political Firecrackers!

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"Fellow citizens of the podcast universe, welcome to another episode of 'Political Dad'. The show that's like trying to assemble a trampoline for your kids - it's full of tension, springs, and there's a good chance someone might end up upside down. So grab your cup of joe, or if you're a real political dad, your cup of 'No More Joe', and buckle up for another rollercoaster ride through the amusement park we call American politics!"

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"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to episode nine of the 'Political Dad' podcast. Your go-to source for all things politically correct and incorrect, depending on which side of the bed I woke up on.

I'm your host Political Dad, and today we're raising our flags high and lighting our barbecues for a special 4th of July episode. That's right, folks, it's Independence Day, the day we celebrate by blowing up a small part of the country with fireworks. A day where we remember our forefathers, who fought for our right to grill hot dogs, get sunburned, and sit in beach traffic for hours on end.

But we're not just here to talk about the joys of overcooked burgers and lukewarm potato salad. Oh no, we've got a whole roster of political firecrackers to set off today. We'll be lighting the fuse on everything from current events to the state of the nation, and trust me, we're not holding back.

So grab your sparklers, keep the extinguisher handy, and let's get this party started. Remember, folks, in the 'Political Dad' podcast, we serve our politics like our picnic beverages - chilled, fizzy, and with a twist of lemon. Buckle up, folks, because episode nine is about to go off with a bang!"

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"All right folks, fasten your seatbelts and secure your sanity, because we're about to dip our toes into the frothy seas of this week's Twitter headlines in the 'Political Dad' feed:”

:Supreme Court rejects affirmative action at colleges as unconstitutional.

:Almost half the voters included in a new Rasmussen Reports poll say there is "no way" President Joe Biden got 81 million votes in the 2020 election.

:Mystery swirls as Karine Jean-Pierre unexpectedly replaced at podium

:Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth seems like he has no regrets about the decisions that destroyed Bud Light and suggests he would do it again.

:Ron DeSantis says he would eliminate four federal agencies if elected president

:Madonna rushed to hospital as star postpones Celebration tour

:IRS whistleblower Gary Shapley, a lead investigator in the Hunter Biden case, said he felt the president's son received preferential treatment, and claims he was blocked from pursuing leads that could have led to the president.

:The Great Grift: More than $200 billion in COVID-19 aid may have been stolen, federal watchdog says

:Kamala Harris receives worst vice presidential rating in NBC News poll's history

:Elon Musk's mother Maye says fight with Mark Zuckerberg 'is canceled

:POLL: A new survey finds former President Trump has expanded his lead on Florida Gov. DeSantis and the rest of the primary field to 29 points.

That was this weeks twitter headlines...

Boy, do we have a show for you today! We're tackling some big topics, the kind that make you sit up straight and pay attention, even if you're in the middle of flipping burgers on the grill!

First up on the docket, we're diving deep into the recent Supreme Court ruling, one that has shaken up the nation and sent ripples through our academic institutions. Affirmative action, race-based admissions policies – it's all on the table today, and I promise, we won't pull any punches. It's a decision that's sparked a lot of debate, a lot of heat, and we're going to sift through the noise and get to the heart of the matter.

But we're not stopping there! We're also talking about American patriotism, or should I say, the state of it in today's America. It's a topic that hits close to home, especially with the 4th of July just around the corner. A recent Gallup poll shows that 'extreme pride' in being American is near a record low. What's causing this dip? Is it cause for concern or just a sign of the times? We're going to unpack all of this and more.

So buckle up, listeners, because it's going to be a wild ride. You might want to grab a pen and paper, because class is in session on the 'Political Dad' podcast. Let's get this show on the road!"

Alright folks, let's get right to it. The Supreme Court, in a historic ruling, has finally stated that affirmative action policies at Harvard and the University of North Carolina are unconstitutional. Yes, you heard that right, unconstitutional. You see, these policies, which had been tipping the scales of college admissions based on race, were dealt a massive blow. Chief Justice John Roberts, in the majority opinion, rightly noted that such programs "unavoidably employ race in a negative manner, involve racial stereotyping, and lack meaningful end points".

The truth has been spoken, my friends. Justice Clarence Thomas, himself a Black conservative, concurred with the majority opinion, stating that these policies fly in the face of our colorblind Constitution, reinforcing the idea that two discriminatory wrongs can't make a right. That's a reality check that's long overdue.

Now, let's not forget the other side of the coin here. The liberal justices, well, they're not happy with this ruling. Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, for instance, called the ruling "truly a tragedy for us all", while Justice Sonia Sotomayor said that the Court is "rolling back decades of precedent and momentous progress". But folks, let's ask ourselves, was it progress or was it an unfair advantage?

Now, it's important to note that Justice Jackson had recused herself from the Harvard case due to her previous involvement with the university, so the decision in that case was a 6-2 vote. I guess it's safe to say the decision was quite decisive.

President Biden, on the other hand, had his usual song and dance about discrimination and how he strongly disagrees with the court's decision. But folks, it's not about upholding or endorsing discrimination, it's about ensuring fairness, it's about equal protection under the law, as our Constitution intended.

Interestingly, the ruling doesn't apply to the United States military academies. Maybe that's a topic for another day. But for now, let's just bask in the glow of this monumental step towards true equality.

Of course, not everyone's thrilled with the decision. The NAACP's CEO, Derrick Johnson, claimed that the Supreme Court has bowed to the "personally held beliefs of an extremist minority". But ladies and gentlemen, isn't it ironic? Isn't it "extremist" to want to discriminate based on race in the first place?

This ruling, my friends, is a breath of fresh air. It brings us one step closer to a society where people are judged not by the color of their skin, but by their abilities, their talents, and their achievements. Now, that's what I call progress.

"Folks, we're hitting pause on the 'Political Dad' express for just a moment, but stay tuned. Remember, we're all united under those stars and stripes. So, keep the patriotic spirit alive and we'll be back quicker than a firework's flash, ready to dive back into the heart of American politics!"

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Alright, alright, alright, we're back! You're tuned into the "Political Dad" podcast, and I am your host PD. Now, where were we before that short break? Oh yes, we're going to dive into a topic that is very dear to my heart. We're going to talk about American Patriotism.

Now, I know what some of you might be thinking - "Oh boy, here comes the flag-waving, anthem-singing spiel". But hear me out, folks. American Patriotism, it's not just about the flag or the anthem, or the fireworks on the 4th of July. It's about something much deeper, something much more profound. It's about understanding what it means to be an American, what it means to live in a country that was built on the principles of freedom, liberty, and justice.

Recently, a Gallup poll revealed that the share of U.S. adults who are "extremely proud" to be American is at a near-record low - 39% to be exact. In contrast, back in 2001, that number was 55%. Now, isn't that something? We've seen a significant dip in extreme pride over the years, folks. In fact, it's been consistently below 50% since 2018. And let me tell you, that's a trend we ought to reverse.

Now, let's break down these numbers a bit. Among Republicans, 60% are extremely proud, while only 29% of Democrats share the same sentiment. Independents? They're sitting at 33%. And if we look at it from an age perspective, half of the adults aged 55 and older say they are extremely proud, while only 18% of 18- to 34-year-olds feel the same way.

What's going on here? What's causing this dip in extreme pride? Is it the political polarization? The generational differences? Or is it something else entirely?

In my humble opinion, we need to start addressing this issue head-on. We need to start talking about what it means to be an American. We need to start teaching our children about the values and principles that this great nation was built on.

And it's not just about being proud, my friends. It's about living the American dream, about upholding the values of freedom and liberty, about standing up for justice. That's what American Patriotism is all about.

So let's not allow this trend to continue. Let's stand up and show our pride in being American. Because folks, at the end of the day, we're not just citizens of this great country. We're its custodians. We're the ones who carry its legacy forward. And that, my friends, is a responsibility we should take very, very seriously.

Alright, peeps, that's enough from me for now. I'd love to hear your thoughts on this. What does American Patriotism mean to you? What can we do to reverse this trend and reignite the pride in being American? Drop us an email, or send us a message on social media.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I've got some breaking news that is bound to make your day. The Supreme Court, that bastion of constitutional wisdom, has delivered a haymaker to Biden's $400 billion student loan forgiveness scheme. Yes, you heard it right - it's been struck down! Now, this was a plan that was set to wipe out up to $10,000 in debt for borrowers earning less than $125,000 and up to $20,000 for folks with Pell Grants. That's a lot of zeroes coming straight from our hard-earned taxpayer dollars, my friends.

But hold on, it's not just about the money. This is about the principle of the thing. You see, six Republican states and two brave borrowers stood up and said, "Wait a minute, shouldn't Biden have sought approval from Congress for a plan that's gonna dip so deep into taxpayer funds?" And guess what, Chief Justice John Roberts, in his wisdom, agreed. He said, essentially, that if you're going to mess around with large sections of the American economy, then Congress better be on board. That's how our system works, folks.

And Biden? Well, he's called the decision 'disappointing' and 'wrong', and is vowing to fight back. Well, good luck with that, Mr. President. Looks like you'll have to head back to the drawing board and maybe - just maybe - consult Congress next time you want to make a massive economic change with our money.

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Hey there, "Political Dad" listeners! As we gear up for another July 4th celebration, let's take a moment to remind ourselves why we celebrate this day, because it's so much more than barbecues and fireworks.

July 4th, also known as Independence Day, is a day we set aside each year to celebrate the birth of our nation. On this day in 1776, our Founding Fathers adopted the Declaration of Independence, effectively severing ties with Great Britain and setting us on the path to becoming the United States of America.

This wasn't just about getting out from under the thumb of a distant monarch, it was about our forefathers' profound belief in the ideals of liberty, equality, and self-governance. They believed that government should derive its powers from the consent of the governed – a radical concept at the time – and they were willing to risk their lives to turn that vision into a reality.

So, as we gather with friends and family this July 4th, let's remember and honor the courage, the vision, and the determination of those early patriots. Their bold decision set the stage for the creation of this great nation, a place where freedom and the pursuit of happiness aren't just ideals, they're a way of life.

And as we enjoy those barbecues, parades, and spectacular firework displays, let's remember to pass these stories and values down to our children. Because understanding and appreciating the origins of our independence ensures that the torch of liberty continues to burn brightly for generations to come.

Happy Independence Day, everyone!

"Well, folks, just like a 4th of July fireworks display, we've reached the grand finale of another explosive episode of the 'Political Dad' podcast. We've had more sparks flying than a grill full of hot dogs on Independence Day. So as we sign off, remember to keep the spirit of the 4th alive - full of freedom, fireworks, and the occasional burnt hamburger. Until next time, keep your grill hot, your fireworks bright, and your sense of humor intact. We'll see you next time for more of the political 'oohs' and 'aahs'. Stay patriotic, stay funny, and stay politically curious!"

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"Alright folks, as we wrap up another episode of the 'Political Dad' podcast, I can't let you go without sharing some classic 4th of July dad jokes. You know, the kind that'll make you roll your eyes and groan, but you'll end up sharing with your buddies at the barbecue anyway!

So here goes:

"Why do we invite all the vegetables to the 4th of July barbecue? Because they're all ears of corn!" Yeah, you've gotta keep an ear out for that one!

"What's the most patriotic sport? Well, it has to be baseball, of course. It's the only time you'll see someone really excited to steal a base!" Now that's a home run!

"What did the American flag say to the other flag? Nothing. It just waved!" Flag humor, always flying high!

"Why did the tomato turn red on the 4th of July? Because it saw the salad dressing!" Now that's a saucy joke!

"Why don't you ever want to play hide-and-seek with Uncle Sam on the 4th of July? Because good luck hiding when someone's got their own striped hat!" Uncle Sam sees all!

"Why do we always have a pig at our 4th of July barbecue? Because someone has to hog all the attention!" Well, that's quite a porky predicament!

And with that, we'll call it a wrap, folks. Remember, laughter is the best firework, so light up the sky with your chuckles this 4th of July. Until next time, stay patriotic, stay funny, and stay politically curious on the 'Political Dad' podcast!"